MONTH 3-
In Ohio, I was able to see my great grandmas, grandmas, grandpas, aunts, uncles, and cousins. It was fun to meet everyone but it was so cold!!! I am used to the warm sunshine of St. Pete, Fl. So far, all I knew was sun and 80 degrees. My mommy said this cold stuff was one of the reasons she wanted to move to Florida because we are too skinny and don't have enough meat on our bones to stay warm.
Also, while in Ohio, my cousins and I got to sit on Uncle Newches lap and take a picture. Uncle Newch is also my godfather. Hold on, let me clarify, he also thinks he is "The Godfather" and therefore he taught me how to do The Godfather face to scare off anybody who tries to mess with me.
Next, my mommy introduced me to her friend Debbie's son Zack. I got the feeling that it was some sort of matchmaker thing between my mommy and Debbie but Daddy says no dating until I'm Thirty. Plus, I am older than him by 4 days so come on!
When Vito came to see me we went to the beach and had a ton of fun. We sunbathed, went swimming, and topped off our afternoon with a cold one (boobie milk that is).
Finally, this was my mommy's first Mother's Day and I gave her a giant surprise one day early. We were on the way to the Pier downtown and I really needed to go number 2. I tried really hard to be a good girl because I knew it was my mommy's big weekend. I squeezed and I clenched, I turned redder and redder until I couldn't hold it anymore. BAM! EXPLOSION. Sorry mommy I tried to keep it in until we got to a bathroom but the car got a little dirty.
Well there you have it, an eventful 3rd month, my mommy taught me to smile and I am getting really good at it!!! This month I figured out how to use my hands and do all kinds of other cool stuff. See ya next month!
Happy Mothers Day to Sitto the Great, Great Grandma Josie, Grandma Lynnie, Grandma Simko, Aunt Mary, and Aunt Kaka, and all my family!
With Love,
Rosie
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